Commander Badass (2011)
Overview
Commander Badass is about a no-holds-bar, guns a' blazing, shoot first ask questions later renegade cop aptly named: Commander Badass. 'Watch' as he saves the mayor and the entire city in his fight against zombie ninjas, lesbian robot pirates, missile-riding skeletons, and more! Commander Badass is the the greatest action short film you can never see. Your eyes cannot handle the awesome or they would melt right out of your head. Written by Jacob "Boom Shadow" Tirey
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Additional Info
| Budget | $1,000.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 0.2211 |
Directed By
Jacob Tirey
Crew
Jacob Tirey
Matthew Bertrand
Jessica Scott
Anibal De Jesus
Jacob Tirey
Thomas Wilson
Colin Roche-Dutch
Matthew Bertrand
Jacob Tirey
Jade Tirey
Sean Richwine
TOP CAST
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